I’ve started winking. I’m not sure why, or exactly how it started, but I’m blaming Selena Gomez.
It’s probably not her fault entirely, but I was singing one of her songs the first time I caught myself doing it, so she’s getting the blame.
It seems to be subconscious, I don’t purposefully wink. Hopefully if I’m caught doing it people will just think I have Tourette’s or that I’m in the middle of a stroke, not that I’m some creepy weirdo that goes around winking at people.
I assume that’s what will happen though…
“You’ll never believe the creeper I saw at Target today! She winked at me.”
Either that or I’ll be drawn into some sort of espionage. I won’t know the code after the wink though, so I’ll have to be discretely “taken care of.” I can’t imagine I’d make a good spy. I’d need a Morocco Mole to my Secret Squirrel.
I should figure out how to stop…
I mean I could, but why would I want to.